Unknown person. I was a nerd in high school. Rejected, neglected, and tossed to the floor. Never fitting in and never in style, I was the epitome of a nerd.
Things change. I am now attending ASU, that is Arizona State University for those who are still in nerdo high school. Here I am a GOD. I attend all the coolest frat parties, drink with my buddies every day, and hang out with all the hottest girls. My friends call me the "genius" because I pretty much know all that there is to know about computers and technology. Ask me any question and I can google it and get an answer for you in literally seconds! Of all the popularity I have gained with this experience of transitioning from High School to College I still consider google my best friend. He really knows all the answers, not me. That goes to show that it isn't WHAT you know but WHO you know. I know google.
I hope that this experience will last at least 6 years. I expect my classes to be extremely easy because all I do is homework. I don't have any lecture classes so that means no busy or pointless lecturing or work. It is going to be extremely efficient, just like google.
This should be a GOOGLE semester.
I am thinking of joining Sigma Feta Alpha Beta Zeta Sigma Sigma Feta Sigma Sigma Sigma this week. In order to do that I need to do 150 keg stands in 24 hours. EASY! Time to go play with my real friends: Google and Reddit.
